Love and Dating: Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee....

By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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By sayno - 12/11/2010 11:06 - Switzerland

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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By nononame - 10/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "nope", and walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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By Isitreallythatbad, - 22/12/2013 05:37 - United States

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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lucyford 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:03

owned. you didn't... like, exchange photos beforehand? oh, internet dating. what a waste of breathe.

Engineer_Chick 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:05

Don't most dating sites have a picture of yourself. Was it honest?

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rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:14

Better than wasting your time to come to the same conclusion later. #10 - touche.

fml_sarah 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:17

lemon law-ed!

heyyou1203 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:18

i mean, dating online can be a great way to meet ppl if say, you're single and live in suburbia where everyone's married with families, or if you live in a really rural area, etc. But if you showed him an honest, current picture of yourself and he still said that, he's a douche. However, if you live in a city and r still dating online and gave him a pic of you from 10 years ago when you were better looking, then YDI for being so desperate to lie to and think they wouldn't figure it out.

CandyApple 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:22

FYL for online dating

PureGold 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:26

Aww x(. He sounds like a jerkface anyway.

Blanadestroyer 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:32

Maybe he just got scared when he saw your immense beauty... Ummm, no, he wasn't.

fermata 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:37

Dating online is *obviously* inferior to going out to clubs and bars, 'cause we all know how great relationships start where you're letting your tequilla do the talking and your dick/pussy do the thinking... To the OP: I'm sorry this guy is such a jerk.