Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML
Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML
Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML
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Top comments
challan 19
burnt twice! sorry OP!
ElementaryEdGuy 18
For some reason I pictured you having your iPhone on part of your body and everything was burnt except for that iPhone spot.
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Comments (80)
challan 19
burnt twice! sorry OP!
MzZombicidal 36
The first of many burn puns.
Pwn17 25
Burned twice! That's a second degree burn!
Sekkaichi 12
Sounds like the guy who ran off with the someone's beats in the subway.
MDTeddy 13
You didn't hide your phone? The beach has a lot of untrustworthy people.
Goldenchest 14
That burns
jw90 18
Well that just plain burns
grahmagog 14
Being an android user....i cant understand why anyone would steal an iphone?
Chelsea_bella 20
4 - Obviously to sell it so they can have enough money to buy an android.
grahmagog 14
I see....a method in their madness
omg36 7
iPhones > android
ironichalibut 24
Maybe they were an android user who wanted to upgrade, ohhhhhhhh snap!
CharresBarkrey 16
Being an iPhone user, I can't understand how anyone would have an Android... See what just happened there? We're different people with *GASP* different opinions.
grahmagog 14
You're an iphone user....your arguement is invalid
ironichalibut 24
I find this thread to be both about advertisement and not fun at all.. And yes, I did take that directly from the comment policy
Pwn17 25
Everyone, just use whatever the hell you wanna use, android or iPhone, it doesn't really matter.
hashshim 23
You guys argue like your OS is your religion. Live and let live. Actually **** it, I kinda want to see a Crusade between Android and iOS users fighting over the smartphone holy land.
kalbrek009 20
I imagine that you can't understand why you got so many "thumbs down"......iPhone resale value is far higher than android (regardless of wether its a good/bad phone)...just so you understand now.
BrookRae 19
argument* :)
whiplash2289 19
where would the smartphone holy land be?
heyyitsemilia 11
I was once an android user. Then I upgraded to an iPhone. Since I have experience with both, I'll say that the IPhone is better.
DenBriZel 31
I used to have an iPhone 4. Then I got a Droid DNA. Most aspects about my Droid I like better than my iPhone. But there are some things I miss about iPhone. There are perks to both. Personally, overall I prefer my DNA, but that's just me. And when this phone breaks I may get another iPhone (though a more up to date model) because who cares? One isn't more superior than the other.
finnrambo 13
iphone 5, galazy s3, lumia 920, blackberry z10, htc one are all good phones (yes I listed the old editions because apple hasn't released a phone capable of competing with the galaxy s4 yet) just enjoy whatever phone you have, I like my galaxy s3 because you can download songs straight onto it for free without jailbreaking and I like the big screen and the large phone feel in my hand (big hands) but I'd be happy to use any of the other phones above because they're all good in different ways, personally the best phone for me would be a thinner htc one body with a samsung screen and speakers, microsd slot and ios6 (don't like ios7) with the samsung notification bar and soft touch buttons as well as the ability to download free music and torrents straight onto the device and be able to customize like an android
BobbyTheBilly 12
Just get a Windows phone and be done with the fighting
ElementaryEdGuy 18
For some reason I pictured you having your iPhone on part of your body and everything was burnt except for that iPhone spot.
grahmagog 14
A burn within a burn....burnception
saxybandgeek 14
That would be awful just because phones get really hot in the sun. Op might have gotten an actual burn in that case
Wizardo 34
I'm going to have to admit you to the burns unit cos that was fire...
cuppycakeslove 20
No phone, and a sunburn. Both very painful...FYL.
BadApple88 29
It sucks not being a light sleeper
B5B0N35 18
People Are so cheap these days
tragicnightmare 15
That sucks OP. However IF this was a large, crowded beach you were on, you deserved it because people will steal shit like that. Might i suggest you get an iPhone finder app for your next iPhone.
lulubelles 33
She deserves it if it was a quiet, secluded beach too, something even worse could have happened to her.