Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
by Anonymous / 06/22/2013 at 3:31am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
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well congrats on being a daddy
but it doesn't matter if it's the first time you have sex. sex is sex
#1 - On 06/22/2013 at 3:27pm by theworldismad
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First time or not, she can still get pregnant...I thought they taught you that in health class.
#2 - On 06/22/2013 at 3:27pm by Posthuman
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