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Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says "Actually, we haven't started yet... that's just my skin." FML


I agree, your life sucks (14887) - you deserved it (56085)

On 05/19/2009 at 4:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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oompa loompa doom-pa-dee-do
(that's what the tanning salon does to you)

#3 - On 05/19/2009 at 2:09pm by poolshark

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beauty school dropout, go back to high school.

#8 - On 05/19/2009 at 2:20pm by gotitallright

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