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Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47064) - you deserved it (24047)

On 06/13/2013 at 6:16am - misc - by fuckyouverymuch (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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Obviously you shouldn't be drinking if your underage, especially if your dads a cop. You should know better

#1 - On 06/13/2013 at 12:52pm by bballer4life895

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He's doing his job and you're underage, this isn't Superbad Mr. McLovin...

#2 - On 06/13/2013 at 12:52pm by Wizardo

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