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Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML


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On 06/11/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Why wouldn't your boyfriend have cleared that up?

#1 - On 06/11/2013 at 12:58pm by TheOnlyMizLiv

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Were you aware of that situation prior to this? If your boyfriend means a lot to you, have a sit down with his mother once she's calmed down, and hopefully you can get things resolved. Good luck!

#2 - On 06/11/2013 at 12:58pm by buckeyed

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