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Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56994) - you deserved it (9866)

On 06/09/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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what a bitch! just Ignore her OP, shes just jealous of your beauty, and is pissed she cant get laid

#1 - On 06/09/2013 at 12:59pm by cupcakechick

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Ah she's just jealous because she literally IS her own birth control.
She's so senile she's probably not getting penile anyway.

#5 - On 06/09/2013 at 1:01pm by Pleonasm

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