Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

by Anonymous / 06/09/2013 at 10:29am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

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  • what a bitch! just Ignore her OP, shes just jealous of your beauty, and is pissed she cant get laid

    #1 - On 06/09/2013 at 12:59pm by cupcakechick

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  • Ah she's just jealous because she literally IS her own birth control.
    She's so senile she's probably not getting penile anyway.

    #5 - On 06/09/2013 at 1:01pm by Pleonasm

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