nicholascageonyourface
Papillion, United States
Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
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Welshite 39
You interrupted the sacred Cage ritual. You shall die for your transgression!
SWC_Penguin 17
Mask? No, that was Nicholas Cage wearing a floral dress.
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Welshite 39
You interrupted the sacred Cage ritual. You shall die for your transgression!
lp5252 4
drop the pizza and ******* run!
gotaplanstan 28
Yeah but what happened to John Travolta's face??? Maybe the cats ate it?
SadGirl18 16
He got caged.
JereMy_Life 6
Maybe he didn't interrupt it, because it hadnt started yet: she was waiting for him to be part of it ! That's why she called the pizza delivery guy. Hadn't he leaved, he would be wearing a Nicolas Cage mask right now...
Melix 31
She was partying hard with her cats. Lol.
DyslexicPanda 12
OP should be glad she didn't want to wear HIS face
Melix 31
Imagine if she was wearing his face already when she opened the door? O.O
nevereyes 31
That would make for a good creepypasta.
DarksideDoll 31
That's a little too intense.
k_lylepad 19
That's some Paranormal Activity shit. Put the pizza down and walk away very slowly.
HolyCrepe 10
I wouldn't be leaving slowly if I saw that...
xSphinx 18
how is that paranormal activity? you're stupid, stop breathing.
brittyboo123 35
Interesting people in the world.
guy24 9
That awkward moment when...
ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10
...Your comment isn't funny
seventhejellyman 12
I see what you did there
Miq999 5
Some really ******* weird people out there
samabomination 19
Congrats! You won the contest! As your job of a pizza delivery guy the contest was to find a person weirder than the people at Walmart! Your prize? Scars for life.
linyah 11
not sure on that..i worked for sam's club a while back and we have our famous megatron lady. claimed she is the mother of god, and megatron is coming to get us. Though, i would of been amused to see what OP saw.
cmayer 20
Sure she didn't say metatron? Bc god + megaton = plain crazy but god + metatron = makes sense but maybe still a little crazy
nevereyes 31
Well I work with a guy who calls himself "hey Zeus" and hits things with a stick of celery.....
sergei_yusef 11
#87 his name would be Jèsus. the way he says it is how the Spanish pronounce it. I'm guessing that it's Spanish that is.
killmeslowly5 5
This made my day at least you know she's a funny lady
SWC_Penguin 17
Mask? No, that was Nicholas Cage wearing a floral dress.
JFloUnknown 24
With his Nicolas Cage breed cats.
MissEmma_fml 22
"All of my characters have a glint of madness." - Nicolas Cage. Sounds like your woman is embracing the madness! Just go with it, who doesn't want to prance about in a Nicolas Cage mask? I know I have! *leans on wall of padded cell*