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Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
You interrupted the sacred Cage ritual. You shall die for your transgression!
Mask? No, that was Nicholas Cage wearing a floral dress.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015