By nicholascageonyourface - 09/06/2013 05:13 - United States - Papillion

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
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Welshite 39

You interrupted the sacred Cage ritual. You shall die for your transgression!

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SWC_Penguin 17

Mask? No, that was Nicholas Cage wearing a floral dress.

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Wizardo 33

Almighty Cage, accept this sacrifice of pepperoni pizza and this puny mortal delivery boy!

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chronickX 11

Nicholas Cage fan club?

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olpally 32

Obsessed much?? Looks like you made a delivery to psychoville and finkle's the mayor. Lol. Wow.

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Whatapuffchild 23

oh lets join the party? Hanging with the cat lady

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Omniprism 14

Creepy. Unless she did that on purpose to trip you out.

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perdix 29

She's a national treasure! To me, the most stunning part of this story is that she got cats to wear Nicholas Cage masks! First, cats hate wearing things over there faces, and they all think they are Brad Pitt! (Cage has more of a dog face.)

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sherrilb70 16

How could you tell she was in her mid 60's if she had a mask on?

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perdix 29

#20, the shins gave it away.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Sagging boobs, liver spots, wrinkles, or greying hair gave it away, perhaps?

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imtooshy 18

This FML really had me lmfao! Never know what goes on behind closed doors.

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thanhmaaai 9

Omg that's creepy :/ but hey, she was probably just trying to have fun... In a cat lady sort of way...

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kim_larsa 5

She's probably planning a plot to have her cats take over!

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