Today, I drove 2 hours to my sister's wedding, only to find out my invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kicked out. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Today, my sister had me kicked out of her wedding reception for, in the words of her new husband, "harshing the buzz." FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML
Today, I was invited to a friend's wedding. When I got there, I was surprised to see that it was a surprise wedding, meaning I wasn’t invited at all. I stood there awkwardly for an hour, until the bride's mother finally noticed me and whispered, "You're not on the guest list, are you?" FML
Today, I invited my sister to my wedding. She's not coming, because I didn't reply to her email three years ago. The one she sent to my whole family saying that I was a dangerous psychopath. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
corporatescoundr 25
That's ridiculously low, especially for your sister... Unless there's some hidden beef you're not telling us about
KayleeT 9
Send her a present and be like, "oops I made a mistake" and take it back
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (69)
corporatescoundr 25
That's ridiculously low, especially for your sister... Unless there's some hidden beef you're not telling us about
biggestfan23 11
We dont have both sides here. For all we know OP could've done something terrible to his sister causing her to not invite her own brother to the wedding.
ComoEsJuan 24
Hidden beef just sounds nasty..
Gvfell 9
Maybe she saw his hidden beef?
CrookedCook 14
That's what I'm curious about. I wonder if her sister has her own FML counter part.
BrandiLush 31
Hidden beef sounds sexy.
FightMyLiger 19
Turns out OP is the brother who wants to **** on everyone in the world.
royalsgrl 14
There has to be something hidden!! If it was my sister I'd kick her out to lol. But that's a long story and she's a troublemaker.
DefiningDivine 13
Or you could call it mystery meat.
jessi_sunshine 26
@41 OP's Sister: "Today, my estranged brother showed up to my wedding after receiving an accidental invitation. I had to have him forcefully removed after he tried to convince my fiancé that he had a hidden beef with me."
Ashamed_Sister 60
Why all the negative votes for #83? I like this comment.
edris_305 21
The sister was too scared to sleep thus ruining her beauty sleep which caused her too look horrible and this is why her brother was not invited into the wedding :D
Surewhatever 35
Yep. I recently attended my brother's wedding and my mother was not invited. For very good reasons. She always causes a scene at every family gathering, attempting to get attention. My brother refused to have his and his beautiful new wife's day ruined by her antics. So... depending. This could be a YDI.
m1grande 3
Thats what happens when you mix fiction and reality- a ydi from me
kim_larsa 5
Crash her wedding and steal her boyfriend.
xBethanyC 15
yes, because turning gay for your sisters husband helps everything.
rg350dx 29
But I gotta admit, turning your sister's husband gay is pretty impressive. That's some dedicated revenge right there.
clemsi 20
Especially if he marries him, now that is some commitment to revenge, not to mention wonderfully ironic.
KayleeT 9
Send her a present and be like, "oops I made a mistake" and take it back
rg350dx 29
Don't worry 13, it was mailed with a REALLY long string attached to it.
journeytotheend 16
Send her a empty box! Or with a note that says "opps, I forgot to put your present in here"
WonkeyDonkey 10
A box of animal turds perhaps?
ocramavaf 15
Why would OP take back animal turds?
Kc1001 14
Sweet revenge never tastes better than that. Karma's a bitch but sometimes needs a little nudge in the right direction.
m1grande 3
I retract my comment. Meant to comment on previous fml
MichellinMan 20
What a ****.
Not_Impressed13 9
Yes, it is.
clemsi 20
Pretty sure **** pretty much sums it up
Benzypoop 6
You don't know the whole story, OP may have done something rather nasty to his sister. Also find a better insult than "****", as it makes you look like a grade schooler.
BimmerDriver 23
Thats when you storm back in and scream "I object"
BimmerDriver 23
That's*
Welshite 39
I'm curious. What happens when someone does that? Does the wedding actually stop?
rg350dx 29
Well, it stops for a brief moment then the potential bride to be hears a clichéd speech from a past lover, they kiss, tears are shed and its all followed by a happy, heartwarming montage ending with the two driving off into the distance... In conclusion, I seriously need to get rid of the lifetime channel on my cable.
Welshite 39
You watch those shows and dream that one day your prince in shining armor will arrive and sweep you off your feet. Don't worry, rg, it will happen eventually.
jessi_sunshine 26
I can just see it now... OP: "I object!" Flabbergasted Priest: "For what reason, good sir?" OP: "This woman is a bitch."
crudeandrudeguy 29
31- GREAT comment. Much enjoyed. Well played sir!!!
SumBur 11
Is it because you refused to give her $1000 when you went into labor?
RoboCunnilingus 23
Op's a guy though, so unless he's Arnold Schwarzenegger, that's unlikely.
SumBur 11
Let's not get all technical now.
MontvaleMayhem 11
I remember that FML, good one!
KBurns207 17
Make sure you do the same to her. Or find some sort of emergency where you need her, then right before she gets there, say "Oh never mind"
therealafroninga 10
Like if she ever goes into labor, demand 1000$ for a ride to the hospital.
slooby_fml 25
Unleash a pack of rabid dogs into the ceremony
Axipiter 24
I would personally go with rabid wolverines...