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Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56111) - you deserved it (6010)

On 06/06/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

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If you can prove it was your bike, the police can get it returned to you.

#1 - On 06/06/2013 at 6:45am by kozzard

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That should have been the part where you either popped the tires or threw him off the bike and pedaled like crazy

#4 - On 06/06/2013 at 6:47am by Ambient25

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