Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML

by anonymous / 06/06/2013 at 12:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • If you can prove it was your bike, the police can get it returned to you.

    #1 - On 06/06/2013 at 6:45am by kozzard

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  • That should have been the part where you either popped the tires or threw him off the bike and pedaled like crazy

    #4 - On 06/06/2013 at 6:47am by Ambient25

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