Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago....

By anonymous - 06/06/2013 04:14 - United States - Tehachapi

Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 09:19

Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML

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BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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A "friend" indeed

By Username - 23/07/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

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By double trouble - 04/05/2015 04:04

Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML

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By ollie179 - 15/08/2011 19:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old son's tricycle was stolen. I looked up the street and saw a neighbour's kid riding it. I marched up, gently lifted him off it, gave him a stern lecture about stealing and brought the tricycle back home. The cops then showed up. Apparently, the kid has an identical tricycle. FML

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Frustration level 100

By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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Arrest them!

By chris - 14/06/2011 05:10 - United States

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Good deed, but still…

By poor guy - 13/03/2020 05:16 - United States

Today, I was at Goodwill and I saw my bike, which was stolen from me a couple of weeks ago. It was a gift that my mom gave me for my birthday. The bike was being sold for 65 dollars. I had to buy it. FML

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By Chelsea - 27/02/2013 22:39 - United States - Aurora

Today, I walked outside to this guy attempting to steal my bike. When I asked him what he was doing he calmly replied, "I'm a bike inspector. You hooked your chain all wrong! This time is a warning; next time it'll be a ticket!" He then threw his full, opened Pepsi can at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2009 23:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home from work going over a railway-bridge, when a 12 year old boy standing at the bottom asks if I could help him carry his bike up, as he couldn't lift it. I did it for him, and was greeted on the other side by his father - who thought I was stealing it and hit me. FML

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kozzard 17

Thursday 6 June 2013 12:45

If you can prove it was your bike, the police can get it returned to you.

Ambient25 24

Thursday 6 June 2013 12:47

That should have been the part where you either popped the tires or threw him off the bike and pedaled like crazy

Comments

rec_chem 22

Thursday 6 June 2013 23:36

You just let some thief ride off on your bike after he admitted stealing it? Pussy. Ydi.

shins 7

Friday 7 June 2013 3:40

Grow some tonite and go after the bike tomorrow.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 7 June 2013 4:32

YOU ASKED.............?

thehowiie 6

Friday 7 June 2013 5:56

well at least he was honest about it.

Erery 16

Friday 7 June 2013 7:38

oh Thats cool "stealing something fair and square" smh lol

avapaige1234 19

Friday 7 June 2013 13:49

Beat the hell outta him and steal it "fair and square"

morbid1 2

Friday 7 June 2013 14:40

Well technically he did go get it back, and most importantly enjoy doing so.

cetlawizard 15

Friday 7 June 2013 16:56

I had the same thing happen once & I told him "there's no such thing as fair & square in theft since stealing isn't fair" he laughed & tried to ride away so I punched him in the head, took back my bike & said "Now I've just repo'ed my bike from a thief fair & square..try to steal it again & I'll fairly & squarely break one or both legs so you can't ride one for a while".