Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
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Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Scarred for life
Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
DELETE! DELETE!
Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML
Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML
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tacojauns 45
That is literally THE BEST response he could have given
sexyboi1985 27
Well YDI
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sexyboi1985 27
Well YDI
fareith 15
At least his girlfriend doesn't have a normal dad, who would have come over and beaten his ass.
DefiningDivine 13
At least he didn't show up at your door with a baseball bat.
xBethanyC 15
OP, are you the same guy who sent the nude to his best friend too? this has been happening all too often.
then000bster 16
Obviously the dad wants his daughter to be as happy as possible.
nado13579 12
I imagined her father to have the Troll face while reading this.
Inediblepeaches 15
There's a button for that you know...
tacojauns 45
That is literally THE BEST response he could have given
xlord 27
After I read OP's username and the first sentence, I honestly thought the dad would send OP a picture of his dick.
chabelo 10
yeah her father is awesome
xXNerrrdXx 16
amazing response....pro trol dad hahahaha ...YDI
jipster 11
#55 no
littlem91 29
#55 - everyone has sex, a dad taking the mick instead of being unable to accept his daughter is a human being (and, to have her, he was shagging someone's daughter) rocks.
freshko21 6
#118, You didn't get your mistake, because you didn't get the point. Read #103's comment carefully and let go of your shot gun philosophy.
MDTeddy 13
Some people know how to avoid an awkward moment.
JoshuahColins 19
Troll dad's are the best dad's! Lol
boxbrandon11 20
Ask him if the product worked for him and if he was pleased with the results
Danielle7994 18
How were you able to mix them up? The only reason I would vote "your life sucks" is if their names are right under eachother in your contacts list. That way, it would just be a slip of your thumb. If not that then...YDI for sure.
Renesaga 8
Well let's say her name is Sally, and in his phone, her father is just listed as Sally's Dad. In the contact list, they'd be right next to each other. That seems like the most likely explanation for this FML.
Danielle7994 18
Yea, or like Mariah and then Mr. Williams.
Dracoboxer357 35
4- Actually, I've screwed this up before recently myself. :p My buddy is listed in my phone as "Purplenurplehurts, R." and his 18 yr old daughter who babysits my kids as "Purplenurplehurts, S.", so one is right under the other. I was texting both of them, him to work out, and her to organize her next shift, when he teased me about not being too energetic today, and how I should lay off the sexual activities for a bit. When I went to reply, the babysitter had asked something and I was unknowingly asking her "If you only had the energy to ********** all day or workout, what would you do?" I was a bit embarassed when she responded that she would personally choose the first opinion, but suggested that I give my penis the day off for a change. ;P The point was though, I can really see how this mix up can easily happen. ;)
Danielle7994 18
31, Actually, it keeps going in alphabetical order from letter to letter. Even though the first string of letters is the same, the last 2 letters are not. R is first before S. But I see your point.
Darkmagic666 9
In my phone when you text someone that text moves to the top, and if someone texts me it pops up on top if I click it or don't pay attention to the name, which I've done before, this can easily happen. I know not all phones are the same, but mistakes happen. OP is lucky however that the link was all he got.
Olympiakos10 15
36 - The iPhone isn't the only phone in the world...
1lowscort 8
Try telling that to all the iPhone sheep.
Danielle7994 18
Oh 70, you're right. Even though I have the galaxy s3, I shouldn't have assumed that all phones have the same way of organizing contacts. I apologize #31
Dracoboxer357 35
81- Apology accepted. :) It wasn't really a big deal though, I was just rambling on a related story. Carry on....
sweetbabysweet93 10
Ydi for "sexting" and not double and triple checking who you sent it to
SquishFish 15
Ha I QUADRUPLE check when sending any incriminating picture or text! Besides, don't sext anything you wouldn't want others to see.
jamesheat11 14
I have an iPhone, so before I do send one, I delete every convo to make sure
EddiesGirl 14
@#144, I doubt anyone even wants u to send them any..
coried91 28
You got lucky. If someone did that to me and my dad received it instead, he would have been at your door step with a rifle.
Zomg_Okay 26
74 - If you think threatening someone with a firearm is legal anywhere, you should update your knowledge of the law.
buckstop1 37
Marijuana is illegal in most places too, but that never stopped anyone from smoking it
MissWhitneyB 17
Lmao. Enough said
Dracoboxer357 35
7- And yet, somehow still lacking that extra little something to truly make it a worthwhile comment. ;)
theworldismad 10
omg #48 you're my inspiration
woainishamu 21
He wanted to make sure his daughter would be satisfied.
MissVeracity 12
Hahaha daddy ownage, You just got burnt.
Nilorak 24
Burn
Joe9024 20
But I have no fire starter...