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Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47713) - you deserved it (4008)

On 06/01/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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How does that emasculate him? What a little bitch

#3 - On 06/01/2013 at 8:45pm by Thundering_Jibbs

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Parents are weird. They complain when you don't do any work around the house. Then they complain when you do.

#12 - On 06/01/2013 at 8:50pm by Rocketgirl89

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