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Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37008) - you deserved it (13704)

On 05/31/2013 at 6:42pm - misc - by nbj10 (man) - Singapore

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Clear History... CLEAR HISTORY!!

#5 - On 05/31/2013 at 11:34pm by untouchable763

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Oh God. I couldn't even get through the first 20 seconds of that without gagging.

#1 - On 05/31/2013 at 11:32pm by TorturedXeno

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