Miscellaneous: Scarred a generation

Scarred a generation

By nbj10 - 31/05/2013 22:42 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML

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By waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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Nooooo!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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untouchable763 10

Saturday 1 June 2013 5:34

Clear History... CLEAR HISTORY!!

hallix 21

Saturday 1 June 2013 5:39

Plot twist: he confiscated it so he can watch the video without it showing up in his own history.

Comments

JessicaZado 11

Saturday 1 June 2013 7:29

Well at least now I don't think you'll ever forget to clear your history. I couldn't even make it through that whole video!

AllenRed 15

Saturday 1 June 2013 7:44

That video destroyed my once innocent mind. e.o

MommyLuvs 11

Saturday 1 June 2013 7:58

Then how did you right this FML?

Getspmak 15

Saturday 1 June 2013 8:22

Show him - one guy, one jar... Will make the other look like a box of kittens

Epikouros 31

Saturday 1 June 2013 17:23

At least that one's educational. I'll never sit on a beer bottle again. Maybe they should show it in sex ed classes.

lovekiki 19

Saturday 1 June 2013 8:33

Next time browse incognito and, to be safe, clear your browsing history afterwards. At least now you probably won't make that mistake again.

poorjudgement 26

Saturday 1 June 2013 8:43

YDI simply because you are not careful enough. Have you heard about "clear history" option? Have you heard that Mozilla has "incognito window"? If there is even slightest possibility that someone might think that they could maybe need your computer you need to make sure there is nothing to be seen that you would prefer not to be seen. I do incognito on the computers no one uses but me, just in case.

bruins46 6

Saturday 1 June 2013 16:56

What kind of stuff do you look up that you need to use the incognito box on a computer only you use?

thomie 3

Saturday 1 June 2013 8:43

As he apparently already knew the website and what it's about, the shame's on him!

mr_jack_meoff 5

Saturday 1 June 2013 12:00

It's probably for the best. You gotta be on your way to hell for being interested in girls eating shit, and don't tell us you didn't know what it was about.

rivaraven 35

Saturday 1 June 2013 12:09

YDI for not deleting your history. Or using private browsing.

TVKill3r 15

Saturday 1 June 2013 13:22

Or maybe the dad should learn something about invasion of privacy? Ya know, maybe be decent?

LadyNatasha 4

Saturday 1 June 2013 12:20

I personally have never looked it up (he thinks that's "satanic"? wtf why?) But you really should have deleted your history. Sucks that you have an over-reactive dad, though. FYL.