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Today, the doorbell rang. I saw my incredibly overbearing mum's car outside, so I stayed quiet and tried to sneak upstairs. As I crawled through the hallway, commando style, I realised the door blinds were still out for cleaning. If scowls could kill, I'd be roasting in Hell right now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39164) - you deserved it (9730)

On 05/30/2013 at 8:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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Going "commando" has two different meanings. I'm hoping to god that you meant both meanings simultaneously because that makes the story even better.

#4 - On 05/30/2013 at 1:15pm by SWC_Penguin

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You sir, fail at being a Ninja.

#6 - On 05/30/2013 at 1:15pm by erockinthesuburb

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