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Today, the doorbell rang. I saw my incredibly overbearing mum's car outside, so I stayed quiet and tried to sneak upstairs. As I crawled through the hallway, commando style, I realised the door blinds were still out for cleaning. If scowls could kill, I'd be roasting in Hell right now. FML
Going "commando" has two different meanings. I'm hoping to god that you meant both meanings simultaneously because that makes the story even better.
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Friday 29 May 2015