Today, the doorbell rang. I saw my incredibly overbearing mum's car outside, so I stayed quiet and tried to sneak upstairs. As I crawled through the hallway, commando style, I realised the door blinds were still out for cleaning. If scowls could kill, I'd be roasting in Hell right now. FML

by Anonymous / 05/30/2013 at 8:40am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

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  • Going "commando" has two different meanings. I'm hoping to god that you meant both meanings simultaneously because that makes the story even better.

    #4 - On 05/30/2013 at 1:15pm by SWC_Penguin

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  • You sir, fail at being a Ninja.

    #6 - On 05/30/2013 at 1:15pm by erockinthesuburb

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