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By windshitwipers - / Thursday 30 May 2013 09:41 / United States
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My guess is-- it's from your dog you don't pick up after. Pissed off neighbours might be making a point.

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Assuming they get on top of your car to shit on it just wax it really well and grease it up so ass they're shitting on it they slip and fall into the shit, that's my mind process. Deal with it lmao

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have you tried parking elsewhere maybe where they won't see your car? if that's not an option get a dash cam! ;)

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As of right now, we're 27 comments in and you're the only person to have mentioned it. Congratulations on destroying our chance at breaking a record.

My guess is-- it's from your dog you don't pick up after. Pissed off neighbours might be making a point.

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Not relating this to OP, the dog owners who don't pick up their dogs' shit do deserve this treatment, but it's hell of a job to pull off..

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37 - I don't think I knew anyone in middle school who pooped on windshields. But sometimes the ones who poop on windshields are the ones you least expect.

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If middle schoolers are capable of vandalising the children's play park near where I live, I would imagine defecating on a stranger's car wouldn't be far off. It'll only get worse as they get older.

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Well I don't think that should be a problem unless there is fecal matter in your peanut butter sandwich, in which case you're doing something wrong anyways. Unless it was the thought of windshields that repulsed you. But I wouldn't put glass in a peanut butter sandwich either.

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