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Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML

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On 05/29/2013 at 12:39pm - misc - by no boobies - United States

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I hate when you find the perfect dress and then boom. Society expects you to have boobs!

#2 - On 05/29/2013 at 4:10pm by lululatenight

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Grandma strikes again!

#1 - On 05/29/2013 at 4:09pm by PaRtTiMeGaMeR

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