Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, I was watching TV in my living room while my wife was cooking. I began to smell the aroma of her potato soup, which made me hungry. Suddenly, I realized that the smell wasn't my wife's cooking but was in fact my body odor. FML
Today, I went to a party and met a guy who was super charming. We hit it off, and he seemed really into me. After talking for a while, he leaned in for a kiss, and I thought, "This is it!" But instead of a kiss, he just sniffed my hair, then said, "Wow, you smell just like my mom!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
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KingDead 18
You should've told her that she smells like your mom... And made it equally as awkward
AthiestNun 11
Just awkwardly say, "You too!"
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Comments (103)
KingDead 18
You should've told her that she smells like your mom... And made it equally as awkward
HKCgrimmjow 15
It's psychologically programmed in us to pick partners that share characteristics with our parents. Take it as a compliment, however awkward it may be!
HOPPE612 5
27- you got that off of how I met your mother
Djjooze 4
Its psychology girls subconsiously attracted to that and boners. But uglies will be ugly.
ChuckNorris2 4
#1, I love your comment, because that's exactly what I would have done.
Dashelle 25
You know what they say is true: people seek partners that remind them of their parents.
AthiestNun 11
Just awkwardly say, "You too!"
EverestMelting 23
I chortled a bit. Definitely an awkward situation..
Olympiakos10 15
Who the **** says Chortled?
Thursday737 7
I felt the need to log in just to upvote 70.
that1guyyy 12
People in Harry potter say chortled.
Freethaawave 19
Time for a new cologne, OP. Unless your girlfriends into that.
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
I was thinking the same thing! Maybe she intended it to be a compliment... Or maybe OP really needs to rethink what kind of products he uses
SpamPam 18
Oedipus complex
LolFMLnot 10
He doesn't have to change it, maybe her dad smelled good. There is nothing wrong with that, unless that's what turns her on.
Attica 20
"If you want to have intercourse with that girl, find out what kind of cologne her father wore." "Good to see you, Mother."
skyttlz 32
#32 when it's dad-daughter it's called Electra Complex.
MysticMonkey 9
Doesn't sound like a good basis of a relationship
RoboCunnilingus 23
I'm pretty certain smelling like her dad isn't the basis of their relationship though.
MysticMonkey 9
True but wouldn't be good in the middle of sex
hayfayday 15
Actually biology would beg to differ. Women are naturally and instinctively attracted to men with their fathers qualities, as these are an evidence of ability to provide for a family...
Jemm_fml 29
what if she had a deadbeat dad who smelled nice?
yousuck44 11
That must have been really awkward op.
J08J 20
This would've been funnier if the OP (original posteR) was a woman.
golden_warrior 23
Thank god you stated the meaning for OP. here i was thinking, it stands for organic poo.
SerendipityRose 26
Overcooked pajamas... Duh.
jojimugo 20
Cummon it's overworked penis ...
musicalnoodles23 5
Everyone knows it's ostrich pelvis.
sameboysamesame 11
jus a guess but I think op is a woman bcuz it says "partner".... u should really pay attention to detail
syki 22
Such as the little detail of the male/Mars symbol beside his name?
CharresBarkrey 15
34 - It says OP is a male
PenguinBitch 43
Fat chicks: It means Outstanding Personality! Or. Omygod Pizza!
aka_Specs 7
Awesome, your comments made my day
CammyGal 26
Well, now she can't complain if you say "Who's your daddy?" during sex.
Derpet 18
It could've been a compliment Just because her dad smells like you, it doesn't have to be bad.
JustKittyKat 24
That does not necessarily need to be a bad thing. The smell probably brought back nice childhood memories for her and instinctively made her feel safer. And if you are nervous that she may be dating you because you possibly resemble him... Yes many people, without consciously realizing, choose people that remind them of their parents in some way, shape, or form. It's perfectly normal. She most likely will not make that connection on her own. (if that's even the case) Few really do. Just relax, OP. I bet her dad has had plenty of time to select the best colognes. Take it as a compliment.
MrSassypants 33
OP, you have just been ******' scienced.
Muffin_boo 12
I made a similar comment to this, #10, great minds think alike!
KawaiiCupcake 14
How are you sure not it's a dude but a female. I think "partner" is used in homosexual relationship. And I think their both male. That's what I think at least...
Ray_of_midnight 22
@74 Many of us who are in opposite-sex relationships but who have lots of GLBTQ friends use inclusive language for ourselves and our relationships as well.
JustKittyKat 24
74, "she smiled" Simple mistake.
chowE_fml 4
OP that's the perfect moment for you to turn her over, give it to her until she can't take it anymore, spank her and tell her to call you daddy
NigWaffle 4
WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU
DyslexicPanda 12
Or not...