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Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28292) - you deserved it (35663)

On 05/23/2013 at 1:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

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When I made my first basket it was in the other teams basket. I was so embarrassed I cried. The refs gave them a point for it. That was the one point they beat us by...

#8 - On 05/23/2013 at 6:22am by MOLLMcAWESOME

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Heads up OP. A goal is a goal! While you sit on the bench for the next few games you can see how it should be done. Just tell your coach you were trying to confuse the other team by working your way from the back up. Good luck.

#6 - On 05/23/2013 at 6:19am by darwinism

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