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Man or woman?

Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML


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On 05/20/2013 at 8:37pm - misc - by hotelbound - United States (Missouri)

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Seriously, OP, who lives with their husband? You're such a degenerate. Tsk, tsk.

#1 - On 05/21/2013 at 5:38am by gracehi

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That's so horrible.. I hope you are able to find a new home soon. Your mother should be glad you are safe, not chastising you for something you're obviously committed to.

#2 - On 05/21/2013 at 5:40am by pistachiopanda

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