Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML
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Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML
Today, while watching TV at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark, nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realized she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML
Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML
Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML
Today, I moved in with an older gentleman renting out a room. Tonight, he had a domestic dispute with his girlfriend, who threw a lawn chair at my car. FML
Today, I was told by step-dad, who I live with, that my mom "hates my guts" while smiling so big, because he got a call from her. He's so desperate for her to come back that all the lying, cheating, manipulation, and emotional abuse doesn't push him away. She's a tornado. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, my abusive mom just moved into my house, within two weeks of me losing my job. FML
Today, I've not had any contact with my mother for years, and when tornadoes came through our hometown and wiped out most of our downtown area, she didn't contact me at all. I finally contacted her myself. Her reason for not contacting me? She had "watched the news" and "knew I was OK." FML
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gracehi 31
Seriously, OP, who lives with their husband? You're such a degenerate. Tsk, tsk.
pistachiopanda 19
That's so horrible.. I hope you are able to find a new home soon. Your mother should be glad you are safe, not chastising you for something you're obviously committed to.
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Comments (104)
gracehi 31
Seriously, OP, who lives with their husband? You're such a degenerate. Tsk, tsk.
evilraider 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Although the sarcasm is blatantly evident in your comment, I am forced to point out that it was unnecessary altogether.
xlord 27
Actually #1's comment was quite funny. your's however was unnecessary especially since you knew it was a joke.
Sandman366 6
6-Since when are you forced to comment on FML?
kwyk 23
Sarcasm is rarely necessary. It is often amusing though. Also amusing is seeing your truly unnecessary "intelligent" point getting buried.
fareith 15
And arguing is also rarely necessary. How about you all stop bitching at each other and simply enjoy the FML?
RedPillSucks 31
Arguing can be fun. Especially if you are a troll/grenade thrower.
SuicidalShooter 7
#1 Why do people think that it's your fault #2 Hope you can find a new home soon
SaturnV 25
#6, your comment is also altogether unnecessary, but unlike #1's comment, yours is completely devoid of comedic value. I am curious as to what exactly you had hoped to accomplish with such a blatantly redundant and hypocritical post, since your comment also fails to contribute anything educational, insightful, or compassionate.
suboy 10
OPs mom is probably against post marital sex too.
groovycrazyjoe 18
this is not a laughing fml she is still homeless and she probably was in Oklahoma
Gabi_FM82 3
Sarcasm is *always* necessary.
pistachiopanda 19
That's so horrible.. I hope you are able to find a new home soon. Your mother should be glad you are safe, not chastising you for something you're obviously committed to.
LeFrogDog 27
can't help but feel op mom was praying for this
MichellinMan 20
Was it the Moore Oklahoma tornado? That was really sad, like 20 something kids died. That's pretty dumb though.
PandaSmile 24
Maybe karma will get even with your mom. I hope you can fix the damages and that you and your husband find somewhere to stay!
Peppyoctopus 13
"I knew he'd get you my pretty- and you're little boyfriend too!"
Ainarr 29
**your
jameen 11
Jesus OP, don't you know God hates men and women living together in matrimony?
simply_melissa 9
Wat?
ElatedEarthling 15
It never actually says OP is a woman. I was thinking that maybe OP married another man and that's what the mother is fussing about.
bamagrl410 31
I doubt it. Same sex marriage isn't recognized or protected in Missouri (where OP is from), so I doubt they'd be living in a state where they don't receive the same treatment as others.
KawaiiCupcake 14
Who said OP was a dude? -_-
xALEXx_fml 15
Is this the tornado I heard on the news? The MASSIVE one?
mollyjynxjax 28
There was an exceptionally large tornado in Moore Oklahoma
jess1987 17
the tornado yesterday was the biggest so far... 2 1/4 miles wide. it destroyed a lot in Moore, and the death toll is at 51, and could still rise.
andrew_bellati 11
Op lives in Missouri..
Bea_FaCurtains 17
Yeah I'm assuming its the one in Moore. I live here in Moore ok and everything is destroyed. She's lucky to be alive.
nnnope 26
sounds like your mom needs to re-read Matthew 7:1 - 5 and James 4:12.
jadenation 3
Dumbass, the bible will help noone its a stupid peice of shit fiction that gets 3/10 at best
buddy51 23
Sorry you had to live through that huge whirling blowhard of an ass hat wearing hot air and condemnation spewing storm and sorry about the tornado too.... Seriously, your mother is either in shock because of the storm or suffering from dementia- or else she's a religious whack job who by her vile lip-flapping gives God a bad name.... In any case, sorry you have to deal with her on top of dealing with the storm's aftermath. Courage!
Joe9024 20
Your giving me a headache..
nnnope 26
*you're
Joe9024 20
Yea I realized that after I couldn't edit. Bury me to oblivion
buddy51 23
#19 Maybe you're not cut out for the rigors of FML reading. Go lie down with a cool cloth on your aching head. It will pass.
Joe9024 20
Nah, I just popped a molly
sadowning78 6
#36 I live in Oklahoma and as of right now they are only allowing first responders in to the damage areas. There are several places that have volunteers helping to load and unload donations. I know the Redcross and Salvation Army have set up temporary shelters at some of the area churches. The local news stations have list of donation sites on their websites. Thank you for coming to help my fellow Oklahomans!
olpally 32
Your mom is an idiot, I feel bad for you.
Dramori 29
Wow. With so many men and women living together these days I'd expect a lot more tornadoes if what she said is true...
RedPillSucks 31
The source of climate change are all those people living in sin. Its a raging Gomorrah, all those married people living together. OP needs to heed the word and live life like a true God fearing Lesbian. (OOPs, what if OP is a man?)