well okay then
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Collection
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Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
goodeyesight
Sào Paulo, Brazil
Bat out of hell
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Anonymous
West Covina, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Tiffosaur
United States
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Anonymous
The dead art of the PUA
Today, I went on a blind date. She seemed really nervous, so I tried negging to loosen her up. She decked me. FML
Anonycunt
Bonn, Germany
Nope, just nope
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
ragingwaffles
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Chico, United States
First date, first impressions
Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML
OMFG I LOVE MLP
Mainz, Germany
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wait, what?
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Top comments
perdix 29
You need to count your blessings. She could have ordered several drinks, appetizers, a salad, an expensive entree and then dessert and coffee, watched you pay for the feast and then said, "Nah, no thanks." Move on, nothing to see here!
Mysterion345 11
ouch man that suck and what a bitch
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Mysterion345 11
ouch man that suck and what a bitch
jipster 11
Find out where she lives, kill her family while she is watching and rape her. That will teach her for being so rude and mean to you.
euphoricness 28
That's a little overboard and also quite disgusting
Welshite 39
#16: You need help.
golden_warrior 23
What did 16 say to get moderated so quickly?
ilovedinosawers 17
Yesssss comment it again!
then000bster 16
WHAT DID 16 SAY??!?! The world will never know
ThatOneDrummer 8
Obviously something that the moderators didn't approve of...
Djjooze 4
Superior human beings have that power over yall.
thepersonyouknow 9
I bet she doesnt deserve you
whos_ur_daddy1 19
At least you don't need to pay for her food!
golden_warrior 23
Some one is clearly full of themselves. **** her
sigurd 11
The chance of ******* her already passed I think.
ekb777 13
Dodged a bullet there!
mn_shr 22
Most often than not, blind dates are completely unsuccessful. OP should be glad the date ended before it had even started and saved himself any awkwardness during the date.
groovycrazyjoe 18
well it's called a blind date pretend like you didn't see her and look else where
perdix 29
You need to count your blessings. She could have ordered several drinks, appetizers, a salad, an expensive entree and then dessert and coffee, watched you pay for the feast and then said, "Nah, no thanks." Move on, nothing to see here!
niallo 23
Those are words of wisdom those are. Well said.
patrickalamo 47
Reload and try again... Next...
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Better than getting led on and being out extra money due to her eating as well, I guess. (Assuming the "table" was at a restaurant of some kind)
sumbum95 15
Who cares! You can do better & you deserve better! :) She's just a shallow person.
JACKxRAWR 22
What if OP is in his mid 40s and turned up in a home-made Superman outfit, complete with old underwear sharpied red and worn over his mother's tights? Y'never know!
sumbum95 15
Hmm that's true. You gotta point there :p
euphoricness 28
I don't understand how people can be so judgmental - I thought this kind of haughtiness happened only in movies!
lilhellian 26
Want judgemental? Try West borrow.
perdix 29
#24, you mean Westboro Baptist Church? Aren't you glad I made the effort to figure out what you were trying to say?
michaelm1290 23
Unless you were wearing cargo shorts, that was rude and unnecessary
Patriots21 14
Lol nice Superbad reference... "No ones gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since Nom"
sigurd 11
#14, It's "'Nam" as in "Vietnam" :)