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Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48208) - you deserved it (4221)

On 05/20/2013 at 12:02pm - misc - by well okay then - Canada (Alberta)

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You need to count your blessings.

She could have ordered several drinks, appetizers, a salad, an expensive entree and then dessert and coffee, watched you pay for the feast and then said, "Nah, no thanks."

Move on, nothing to see here!

#6 - On 05/20/2013 at 5:28pm by perdix

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ouch man that suck and what a bitch

#1 - On 05/20/2013 at 5:26pm by Mysterion345

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