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Today, I'm on holiday in Ghana. After having worn an anklet I bought here for the past two weeks, I was told that it's used by the local prostitutes to advertise their trade. FML


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On 05/02/2013 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ghana (Greater Accra)

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And in two weeks you haven't had any offers? Don't change your occupation just yet.

#2 - On 05/02/2013 at 8:28pm by MeowZebraMeow

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Just imagine how hard the seller laughed at you.. he/she was probably thinking you were an idiot tourist lol

#3 - On 05/02/2013 at 8:29pm by kelseythompson

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