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Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML
Good grief, can't even eat "mayonnaise" in public without someone being all up in your shit.
Mayonnaise first, then grilling? You're turning into a hamburger!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015