Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Hot wheels
Today, I was driving when I saw that a cute guy was staring at me. Flattered, I smiled at him, but he didn't even react. I realized he wasn't admiring me, he was admiring my truck. This is the fifth time this week. My truck gets more game than I do. FML
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eureka_fml 6
I think you mean "has more game."
DocBastard 40
Many women get offended when men stare at their headlights.
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eureka_fml 6
I think you mean "has more game."
JenkJenks 6
Don't be a third wheel. Just fake a phone call and leave the two alone. The truck wouldn't even be in that situation without you, so just take pride in your wingman abilities and back away.
adam3650 12
Yeah, not many people can say they got a truck laid.... probably
DeidaraAkatsuki 17
Same problem here, my truck keeps pulling chicks and its like I'm just in for the ride.
XxDevilxXGt 26
I'm sure he would love to hop in the rear and take a ride.
SoulAmeliorate 16
I've heard of a pick-up truck but this is ridiculous.
tjv3 10
Tell him he can drive it if he takes you for a ride first
darkgodxvx 4
"gets more action" could also be a possibility... Either way OP clearly doesn't know the meaning of those terms meaning either a) she's too old or b) out of touch and has no game so it's not like she'd get any action anyway.
Linkerdoodles 15
Hey I can't blame him I find myself drooling over a nice Ford every once in a while
Ambient25 25
I was going to like your comment, until you said Ford...
rg350dx 29
Idk man, have you ever seen a raptor? Oooooo nelly! The things I would do to that tailpipe...
spekledworf 18
With the except of the Raptor, I love my Chevy's. But op's gotta learn that this isn't such a bad thing. Trucks are guy magnets, I use mine to pick up guys.
Ambient25 25
I hope you mean that literally, otherwise is that like the only way you pick up guys...?
Ambient25 25
Anyway I really don't see what's so great about trucks....I drove a Lightning before I swapped over to a GTO, and I have to admit muscle cars are just amazing! Never looked back.
spekledworf 18
No I use my motorcycle as well. It's my back up plan
botanistjessica 24
Definitely ford all the way
horneyhic 15
Raptors have problems with the frame bending cause they didn't do the lift right
Octwo 16
Nothing wrong with ford, I'd drive an F150 any day. Though I prefer my sporty car.
Catkam623 27
The new ford atlas is a sexy beast but a GTO is so much better.
drizzy11 18
Fords are lame
Reaper1984 13
I like trucks but muscle cars have it in my book. I use to be a Chevy man till I got into drag racing. I still like Chevys, but big block hemi motors put out more power than its competition hands down. Just look it up and see what motors are used in Nitro methane cars, ( top fuel dragster, funny car), as well as Alcohol dragsters and funny cars.
biggestfan23 11
Ford means Fix Or Repair Daily lol
doodieman 9
#65 Chevrolet means Constantly Has Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques.
FoxHunt9119 19
Dodge all the way
Ambient25 25
You should put a dent in that truck, that'll show it
wlddog 14
Or she could put a truck bra on the front of her ride. Course then the truck would just be more of a tease than it already is.
pugpuggy 21
Or she could take a big, green, shiny shit on it. Nobody wants to look at that.
ChenEighty 20
One damn good truck.
ethanman82 8
i bet it because you have one nice lookin tail gate ;)
narkill 13
Looks like you need to stop giving your truck some torque and focus on you a little bit.
BrookieAnn 19
Trucks are hot. Except it, I had to:)
TheWindowLicker 13
I'm going to assume you meant accept.
Ambient25 25
Which episode is that? It's damn familiar...
lonewolf621 17
Trucks are the best. What kind were you driving?
rg350dx 29
Idk what you're looking at but it was clearly a butterfly.
Ambient25 25
I think she rode a broom
kingdrizzt 5
You are all wrong... It was a platypus 0.0
MorganBrown 8
I don't know about you guys, but I'm pretty sure it was a lion.
Success4444 12
I think you set yourself up for this one. Men love to admire vehicles. Next time buy a Chevy S10 and you won't suffer the self-esteem hit. You'll know the guy is checking you out instead.
tjackson91 4
hey I drive a s10 blazer and there's nothing wrong with that. I get guys staring at me and my truck. especially because its lifted higher than most.
Ambient25 25
Are you kidding? The Blazer was one of the most problem prone vehicles ever
CharresBarkrey 16
38 - They're probably looking at you and your truck because they're laughing at you for lifting a blazer.
Success4444 12
62- Jeep Wranglers as well... I love the way they look, but they will cost as much to repair as the gas you spend to drive it.
Wizardo 34
Your truck has the most bodacious fenders *sexual gasp*