Love, Cars and Transportation: Hot wheels - FML

Hot wheels

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw that a cute guy was staring at me. Flattered, I smiled at him, but he didn't even react. I realized he wasn't admiring me, he was admiring my truck. This is the fifth time this week. My truck gets more game than I do. FML

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eureka_fml 6

Friday 26 April 2013 18:57

I think you mean "has more game."

DocBastard 38

Friday 26 April 2013 19:01

Many women get offended when men stare at their headlights.

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D1993 4

Monday 12 August 2013 2:30

I don't see why guys admiring your truck is a bad thing.. I'd be like hell yeah that's my truck ;)

beebeegirrrl724 5

Friday 11 April 2014 0:05

It's hard being a girl and driving a truck most guys would kill for. Lol at least be proud of your vehicle!

Carlito122201 6

Sunday 23 August 2015 17:50

I can't blame him I love looking for a truck with a nice bumper

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