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Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31299) - you deserved it (17878)

On 04/22/2013 at 10:48pm - misc - by KyngJulian - United States

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Well clearly it's time to stop..
watering down your drinks with so much ice.

#1 - On 04/23/2013 at 3:59am by tygerarmy

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You simply might be an ice lover, not an alcoholic.

#2 - On 04/23/2013 at 3:59am by Ashamed_Sister

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