Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my "best friend" while I was away on vacation. She is now writing on her blog about how heartbreaking the whole situation is for her, and how she's "stuck in the middle of all this." FML
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again, but I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out." My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 7 years has been cheating on me with my friend's 18-year-old sister, took her on the vacation we planned, and will be starting with my company next week. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got ahold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible." He was referring to me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML
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GrammarNazis 6
Poor her... dump him and never talk to her again. I'm sure you have lots of other friends who are not bitches who will lock her out too.
clueless05 12
I'd say she was very stuck in the middle... Shitty friend (who is an idiot for posting that online) and a shitty boyfriend. Dump them both OP
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GrammarNazis 6
Poor her... dump him and never talk to her again. I'm sure you have lots of other friends who are not bitches who will lock her out too.
GrammarNazis 6
Block*
lambda_fml 40
'lock' works fine aswell.
ohgeejosee 19
Kick her ass and tell them both to kiss yours : )
emilyjgraham 34
64, what about kicking his ass?
ohgeejosee 19
Well I meant to kick hers because she was being crazy, and for them to kiss OP's ass because they cheated with each other. Lol. But I suppose kicking his is fine, too ;)
fml121785 14
Yea, she got stuck in the middle alright.
clueless05 12
I'd say she was very stuck in the middle... Shitty friend (who is an idiot for posting that online) and a shitty boyfriend. Dump them both OP
lilhellian 26
Honestly I'd see about ddos'ing her blog.. It's probably wordpress, not to hard..
wlddog 14
There has to be a way to take advantage of this. Get him to think you wanna do something dirty, perhaps with both of them, then leave them chained to a street sign in public. Preferably either nude of in gender confusing clothes.
\ 28
Or leave a skunk chained to her front porch.
MysteriousX_fml 10
I don't think enough people here know what you are talking about lilhellian.
Michael_92 20
I wonder how many people here know what ddosing is.
lilhellian 26
So I see #19, 20.. For the computer illiterate. Ddos is distributed denial of service.. Basically setting up a botnet and have them all attack the server.. Takes up all the resources, lets noone else onto the site..
Shrike 23
19- I doubt she knows what she's talking about either, despite her post above me. Doesn't matter what blog software it uses, Wordpress or something else, that's irrelevant to a DDoS. It overloads servers, not the miscellaneous software on it.
lilhellian 26
Right, because when I said "wordpress" I clearly meant software not the site.. Wordpress is small, not big on server or server resources as opposed to google..
Shrike 23
Then make a distinction next time you want to feign knowledge like that, though you'll still come off as a wannabe script-kiddie.
alycion 38
Why block people from seeing the site? It is showing her true colors. Things like this need to be handled in private, not used as a way to get attention. I'd let her continue to roll herself under the bus.
jboy66645 8
#2 yeah caught in the middle. Of f***ing OP's bf
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
11 In theory that sounds awesome but how the heck would OP get the both of them chained outside nude? I can't think of any excuse for her to use to be able to pull that off. But it would be hilarious!
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
24 First off lilhellian is a guy. And secondly, why so snippy to him on your second comment. You come off extremely rude and arrogant. Lighten up a bit. It's just FML not some class or presentation at a university or something.
Kiki242 19
Ive always wondered do cheaters and the person theyre cheating with ever think "oh wait this is wrong". If they do, do they simply brush their conscience off? You need the erase them fron your life OP.
Inciter 33
My best friend cheated on her boyfriend with three different guys at some point. She knew it was wrong, but she did it anyway. Cheaters and the people they cheat with know it's wrong. Sometimes, they just don't care.
ColdplaySucks 18
They care for short term pleasures over dignity and trust. I'm pretty sure they're more worried over not getting caught versus whether it's right or wrong.
Mr_Satan 11
Nothings truly right or wrong. Those are concepts based on opinions, based on morals. Some people just have a pathetic moral compass. That said, it is inconsiderate, hurtful, and completely unnecesary. I honestly don't understand why anybody cheats. Wanna be with someone else, break up with who you're with. Can't really call them your significant other if you find them insignificant.
wjh100 13
time to bring this up. I hate how all these girls are like omg that ho slept with my boo better break her neck. hey girl you do realize it takes two to tango right?
AshaaFerreira 22
I never thought something so sweet and meaningful can be written by someone who's name is Mr. Satan :P I guess never judge a book by its cover
Mr_Satan 11
I just really like irony, and although I'm certainly no saint, I do try my best to be as kind as I can.
NikkiAmber09 12
My first boyfriend cheated on me and didnt seem one bit sorry. He's engaged to the bitch he cheated on me with. Congrats on the sex I guess. They deserve each other.
nightowl713 25
Remove yourself from the equation, then there won't be a middle for her to be stuck in. That seriously sucks OP, obviously neither cared as much for you as you did for them.
primadonnagirl 13
Pardon my French, but what a ******* bitch. I would feel so betrayed... I'm sorry, OP. :/
kzai 16
The o Lu thing she's stuck in the middle of is your boyfriend! Get her out!
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Holy crap! She's stuck in the boyfriend's belly button!?
chowE_fml 4
Screw your boyfriend for screwing your best friend. She sucks. What a ******* ****.
hippo1234 19
Isn't ******* **** redundant? I mean, what else do you use it for?
jessi_sunshine 26
84 - ****: to have sex; also an expletive or adjective ****: ******; basically synonymous with bitch Nope. Not the same thing.
jedawi 13
He isn't worth it and your "best friend" is full of shit... You are better without them
hryffff 11
Wow. Dump your boyfriend and find a new best friend. Also write on her status what a bad friend she is.
kittenmeownyan 18
Get rid of them both ASAP. You definitely do not deserve to have such a shitty friend and boyfriend
timelessone 16
Wouldn't it be ironic if we found her FML on here too.
AboveAll04 14
I would like to see the link to this chicks blog and see what she has to say !
pbonham 22
Today, my best friend got angry at me and refuses to talk to me all because I slept with her boyfriend. What's wrong with that? FML. -.-"
BunchieRules 31
If she did post it, it probably wouldn't get past the mods.