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Today, I got ancestry DNA tests for my parents and myself. The DNA testing company informed me that I'm a 50% match for my mother but I share no DNA with my father. Apparently, both my parents forgot that they used a sperm donor. This insignificant detail has slipped their minds for 35 years. FML

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On 04/17/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Flora (woman) - United States (California)

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Even though it would have been best for them to tell you, maybe it just didn't matter to them because they know that the real parents are who raise you, not who you are biologically from.

#2 - On 04/18/2013 at 3:05am by FaygoAndMiracles

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That sucks FYL! but as long as your "father" treated you with love and raised you as his own,then remember the good memories and know he loves you just as he would if you were his real son

#3 - On 04/18/2013 at 3:07am by iloveCS8

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