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Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69251) - you deserved it (3364)

On 04/14/2013 at 4:39pm - misc - by bntje (woman) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

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Least you know who the father to yours is.

#3 - On 04/14/2013 at 8:51pm by moonfal

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Your sister sounds like a real drama queen, as if the arrival of a baby is a competition...
In any case, congratulations, OP!

#4 - On 04/14/2013 at 8:52pm by SomeRandomGuy15

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