Kids, Pregnancy and Family: Narcissists never unite!

Narcissists never unite!

By bntje - 14/04/2013 20:39 - Netherlands - Holten

Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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By "Noelle Diane Irwin" - 21/02/2019 16:00

Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML

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Thunder stealer

By Happyunlucky - 20/07/2013 06:31 - United States - Andover

Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML

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Deranged

By Anonymous - 21/07/2022 04:00

Today, my half-sister lied and told my mom I got a girl at school pregnant. My mom is unreasonable at the best of times, but after a full hour trying to get me to name this nonexistent girl, she's calling every parent from school to check if their daughters are hiding a secret pregnancy. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 19:03 - United States - Springfield

Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

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I'm an empath

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 16:00

Today, after years of miscarriages and desperately wanting a child, I lost my temper and screamed at my sister after she announced she'd had an abortion last month. Now no one in the family will speak to me, since I referred to her adopted kids as, "Not really her children." FML

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By Sad preggo - 24/01/2017 14:00

Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML

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Fool me once…

By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML

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By pregnant loser apparently - 20/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Franklin

Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML

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moonfal 21

Monday 15 April 2013 2:51

Least you know who the father to yours is.

SomeRandomGuy15 18

Monday 15 April 2013 2:52

Your sister sounds like a real drama queen, as if the arrival of a baby is a competition... In any case, congratulations, OP!

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broken20 2

Monday 15 April 2013 15:15

*cough* **** *cough* (not you)

Grimnirwher9 21

Monday 15 April 2013 15:15

Seems like your parents got two kids but only one set of brains, and your sister wasn't the one to get them.

StEpHiE1226 12

Monday 15 April 2013 15:48

Her maturity knows no bounds...and she's procreating...

jazzmancarron 11

Monday 15 April 2013 15:48

wow, congrats. I feel your pain, my wife got bitched got by my cousin because my daughter was almost born on the same day as her daughter, and she wanted her to "have her own birthday"

jamnglamgirlie 17

Monday 15 April 2013 16:27

Why is this posted twice?

Life_sucks_13 6

Monday 15 April 2013 17:03

Sorry OP. I'm sure your family would be more happy about your pregnancy than hers. Either way congrats!

vladimirnabokov 15

Monday 15 April 2013 17:26

My mom was overdue when she was pregnant with me and had to have a C-section and her doctor told her she could pick my birthday. My dad wanted me to be born on April 24 so we would share a birthday but she chose to have me on April 12 so I would "have my own birthday" - I have family members who bitched when my cousin announced she was naming her baby girl something similar to my 23 year old cousin because my 23 year old cousin liked the name and was "saving" it for when she had a daughter. Like lol wtf a baby is being born, that should be a happy time. Tell your sister to stfu if she can't accept that her child will now have a cousin OP :)

Sonotsuave 35

Monday 15 April 2013 18:10

Wow wtf? The youth nowadays...we have such a rude ungrateful generation. Tell her to shut her whorish ass up and tell her at least yours is a well-anticipated blessing instead of a dumb ****'s worst nightmare.