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Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML
Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML
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sayhey22 19
Musical chairs... Haters style
azk3000 9
At that point its probably at least partially your fault...
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haionedurection 7
Sorry ):
MichellinMan 20
What a bunch of sensitive *******! Seriously that's ******* stupid. What could someone do to get that much hate?
iLike2Teabag 27
You're forgiven. :)
DudeEvil 22
No he's not. :P
KyraJFoxx 14
Well OP must have done SOMEthing for them to hate him/her so much...that or he/she just has assholes for classmates...I wonder which is more likely. BUT if it's more of a "bullying" situation than I'm sorry you deal with these people on a daily basis
emala1096 17
Either you smell, or you're just an asshole. You should probably figure out which it is, OP.
shadowsorel 15
But if you're an asshole, you'd still smell.
jerzjay 17
p just needs to stop being "that guy". It's probably why he's hated so much
SneezyBear 27
In highschool there was a girl who changed to our school in year 9. At first we thought she was a bit weird and shy, but after a while it became apparent that she had some kind of learning disability or autism or I have no idea what but she became 'That girl' - I'll call her D. As my friendship group was the one initially tasked with showing the new girl around the school she ultimately clung onto us and we only realised too late how annoying she was. She'd laugh or smile at the most inappropriate times - e.g. when someone's telling a horrific story about a death or a rape or something. We'd be having a conversation and she'd butt in and say something completely and utterly random, with that really odd vacant smile constantly plastered on her face. D wasn't the kind of person you could ever really be friends with because nothing you said could get through to her. However she clung to us, who were at best the only people who were kind enough to be nice to her - nobody else could stand her. One thing I found really annoying was that in class she always sat between me and my best friend and I'd have to lean over her to talk to my best friend. I never hated D, I just couldn't like her (nobody could, really). But I guess what I'm trying to say it's not necessarily the OP's fault nobody can stand sitting next him/her... because with D I'm pretty sure she had some kind of learning difficulty or something and that's just the way she was.
ButlerOfChaos 7
That sounds like me, I have Aspergers and do that constantly without knowing it. A group has taken me in and makes sure I'm okay. Although some freshman group has made it their mission to insult me constantly. I ignore them and move on because they are just jerks. Have a good day and fight on, they can only make you seem weak, but you are stronger than all of them where it counts. Your friends understand this and will protect you no matter where you are.
ButlerOfChaos 7
Ps: I was talking to the girl that he was talking about.
SneezyBear 27
#106 Except you would have been much easier to deal with because you KNOW you do that sometimes. I can also be oblivious/tactless and while I might not recognise that's what I'm doing at the time, I am aware that that is one of my flaws and I apologise whenever someone points out I have put my foot in my mouth again. This girl seemed.... REALLY out of it... I don't think she ever realised she annoyed people and while we sometimes tried to tell her when she was being inappropriate, you could just see that she wasn't getting it, she'd just sort of nod and keep that irritating vacant smile on her face... I don't know why it was so annoying but it was. She wasn't just socially awkward, she unfortunately wasn't very intelligent either (I mean, really. We had an assignment where we had to analyse a poem and present a speech on it and she chose a poem that mentioned owls in one sentence. She somehow made the focus of her speech almost entirely on the fact that owls are wise because they wear glasses. I'm serious.) She may have noticed that people weren't always nice to her - even I have to admit a couple times I got really cross with her - but I don't think she was ever aware that she was socially awkward. It is much easier to be patient and understanding towards someone who while might suffer from some intellectual or social impairment is at least aware of it and so can apologise when they've crossed the line or can be reasoned with to some extent so the effects aren't so bad.... It would at least make it possible to connect with the person and become friends on some level but D was just so lost down the track. :( P.S. I'm a girl. Not sure why you thought I was a he, not many guys would be brave enough to have the nickname 'SneezyBear' :P
ositoakaluis 16
maybe he uses stupid words like swag and yolo
Sekkaichi 12
@116 Or even worse, #yoloswag
missalice0306 19
@SneezyBear This has got to be one of the saddest things I've read on here. I hope she's able to find someone who will like her, eccentricities and all, because nobody really deserves this.
SneezyBear 27
#missalice Sadly she's more than just eccentric - I have never met a single eccentric person I didn't like, so long as they were nice of course. Maybe she'll meet someone just as lost as she is and they'll hit some kind of mutual understanding and connect lol, but sadly I think being nice to her and actually liking her are two different things and I'm not sure if anyone will ever like her... D had the mentality of a child - actually no, worse, because even a child would know not to laugh at stories about death. She really was just .... lost. I'm not sure if there's anyone out there who is able to like someone they can never connect with at any level (because to me that's essential - I can easily make friends with someone I don't agree with it, even people I don't necessarily like that much, so long as I find them interesting or can connect with them in some way). You couldn't connect with D, there was nothing there to connect with. You'd say something to her and she'd reply vacantly with something completely irrelevant; it wasn't just some of the time it was all of the time. The funny thing is, she apparently got a bf (although I think it lasted for about a week) when she went for a holiday in Sydney, and one of my more superficial friends was really upset because she didn't have a bf (and wanted one)... and D has a bf. (WHY/HOW did D get a bf and I DIDN'T! WAAAAAAAA!). Some of us tried to comfort her; I pre much just laughed. We all agreed though that it was likely the guy was just interested in her for her looks, and we were actually really worried that she'd get raped or taken advantage of because she still had no real clue what sex was despite numerous sex ed classes. Thankfully it didn't last long and I hope that during the short time it did last nothing terrible like that happened to her. I do hope that D is able to connect with somebody at some point, and I do hope she find someone who likes her, I just feel that it's unlikely. But who knows? Here's for hoping.
sayhey22 19
Musical chairs... Haters style
im_joking 11
Probably to the song "Hello, Goodbye"
KyraJFoxx 14
lmao , this made me literally "lol"
TheElBurrrito 21
So are you laughing your ass off or laughing out loud? You seem to not be too sure which one...
KyraJFoxx 14
well considering one cannot literally laugh their ass off , I'm pretty sure I'd have to go with laughing out loud. But the last I checked "lmao" is still being used to reference when something is considered to be really funny...but I'm sure you know that...you couldn't possibly be that dense. sorry to disappoint.
Soloman212 28
If I understood correctly, she's laughing her ass off at the fact that the comment she replied to made her laugh out loud, and not figuratively so.
KyraJFoxx 14
Thank you #84 ! you have a much better way of explaining it lol. At least I now know I haven't gone crazy , someone got what I meant :)
Jiplo 18
*Facepalm*
TheElBurrrito 21
87: I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say we understood what you were going for. But the fact that you had to say "lmao" and "Lol" in the same sentence; it's just redundant. With that said, people automatically take offense, and turn to insult by condescending those who oppose them. But you couldn't be that immature....
KyraJFoxx 14
Great logic...but no. You actually just caught me in a real shitty mood and I happened to take anger out on your comment towards me. so I apologize #128 because I WAS being "that immature". Plus I was having fun commenting randomly on FML (was my first day) ...than you came along and killed my fun. But I guess that's what happens on FML so no point in getting snarky
groovycrazyjoe 18
sorry, but do you stink
groovycrazyjoe 18
there is a reason why no one wants to sit next to him
Stefanie88 24
I agree with #3, there has to be a huge reason why they all don't want to sit next to him, maybe it's not that he stinks, but it has to be something.
9lashes 15
And thats probably not it Im sure OP is leaving stuff out. No way every single person doesnt like him/her wuthout a reason
billyz77 24
Unless he was born in the wrong part of the world or he has a different religion or believes in, GASP, evolution.
KyraJFoxx 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I say it and get thumbed down...you say it and get thumbs up ., what the ****** **** ? guess you just have that "likable" factor. well w.e at least you're able to point this out !
CharresBarkrey 15
51 - I don't think you read their comment correctly.
azk3000 9
At that point its probably at least partially your fault...
CrassKal 27
It's hard to believe that an entire class would hate someone without reason.
kozzard 17
honestly, its not. when I was in third grade, the entire rest of the school turned on me for no reason. I went through much worse than the fml describes until my sophomore year in high-school. I never did anything to make them hate me, nor did I do anything to change the popular opinion of myself. kids can be very ugly to one another if no adults step in and do anything about it.
lilhellian 26
Even if adults step in, kids can be very cruel..
rawr_ily96 24
#46 I know how it feels. That happened to me from 5th grade all the way to 8th. Nobody would talk to me except for my only friends named Mary and Carol. I would constantly get things thrown at me in the middle of class. One time in 8th grade, a guy even said he would rape me if he ever caught me alone. I was afraid to say anything so I made sure I always walked with either Mary or Carol between classes. :/ Funny how I am now one of the most liked people in my class.
lilhellian 26
What the hell @#59..If he makes a comment like that then.. I feel as of he might've already done it to someone.. That is sexual harrasment.. And it's great you managed to turn that around!:D
xbox2king 6
^^^^ This I know the feeling all too well, put up with it from since I was a little kid, all the way to senior year in high school. Just do what I did and say screw the haters. They wanna give you shit for no reason, then they're not even worth your time, and I'm sure there's some people in your class who don't hate you
SaySayGurl 10
Not exactly. Several years back, when I was just done with grade school, my "friends" from school started harrassing me online. Those girls are "popular" in school now, and I have not given any of them one word of kindness, because they brought me to the point of being nearly suicidal within two months. I'm moving away in the summer, so I'm glad I don't have to deal with those bitches anymore. They're still nasty as ****, even after five years.
Iceman226 17
Ya OP you probably just smell bad and need to take a shower more often.
blackphoenix0010 8
Ah man, you're THAT guy. Sorry man, at my school I'm friends with 'That Guy' and they torture him constantly. They're just not worth it manz
thesubconscious 9
Well at least 'that guy' that you know has friends...
koningmax 7
or 5 is "the other guy" who always hangs with "that guy"
Zimmington 21
I was friends with "That guy" in middle school. I stuck up for him & everything. Then in 8th grade he betrayed me for a CHANCE to be cool! He wasn't... I still was. Then I beat him up.
mpj13 8
I prefer pulling straws but whatever floats your botat.
mpj13 8
Penis* damn auto correct.
ironichalibut 24
30- My guess was the one that was spelled wrong and the one that would fit in context. Now that that is done, what part of your comment(s) are supposed to be funny/smart?
ironichalibut 24
Did you honestly come to FMylife.com, with the sole intention of detracting from other peoples comments while adding neither a humorous nor enlightening one? Man, if your life sucks that hard, you should write an FML, so we can all write humorous things in it's thread so that you can detract from those too.
CharresBarkrey 15
Ironichalibut, you're making absolutely no sense. Just give up. PS - Your profile info is extremely ironic based on your last few comments. I guess your name rings true.
ironichalibut 24
I prefer to think I'm far too sensible for the intelligences of the internet. Read a little closer though, I dislike when people only comment to point out flaws in others comments and be jerks, without adding at all. I do realize my comments in this thread are more or less as such, but most of my comments are humorous or intelligent, and these are at least the latter. My justification being that I get agitated by people who detract rather than contribute. P.S.- It's IRON Ichalibut, ironically. P.P.S- Never give up, Never Surrender.
boofgall 16
30- Holy moly. I guess it's dumb-down time. My guess is that mpj13 was making a joke because his phone made a typo. He's showing an exaggerated(and clearly joking) example of what he could've been saying. Not so funny when it has to be explained to you, is it?
pacmanman 15
So start sitting in different spots everyday! Then their little game will be over with. Just ignore them, not worth your time. FYL OP
rockfreak333 7
I wouldn't say such a thing could be ignored :/
rara_boo 7
Dude ignore the fucktards and revel in your power.
angelitared 27
**** them too. Stay positive.
lilhellian 26
But how would ******* them help? And stay positive for what?:o
Soloman212 28
Probably HIV, if he's ******* his whole class.
Surge5560 20
I can't really say FYL or YDI because this FML needed more information.