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Today, my racist, homophobic, generally degenerate grandmother visited. Within 20 minutes, she uttered multiple racial slurs, said Robert Downey Jr. will burn in hell for playing a black man in one of his movies, and yelled that she'd "whip the piss" out of me, after I asked her to leave. FML

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On 04/11/2013 at 1:16pm - misc - by no tea parties here, gran (man) - United States

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Introduce her to your black boyfriend.

#3 - On 04/11/2013 at 9:20pm by Mmkay1515

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It's funny how often sweet old grannies are hardcore racists.

#2 - On 04/11/2013 at 9:19pm by ozpunker

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