Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML
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friedpwnadge 25
The school system is bad and it should feel bad!
MarisaCB 16
This is why school boards annoy me. Stuff like this.
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friedpwnadge 25
The school system is bad and it should feel bad!
Examine 7
What a shitty situation
klaralynn 17
goddamn school board..
ColCyclone 17
Jesse! We have to cook!
gc327072 30
…Walt Junior breakfast.
perdix 29
The school system is Breaking Bad and it should feel Breaking Bad.
sarah6786 14
Using that logic the man that plays his role should be in prison for making meth.
ladyLALAA 28
Jesse... Jesse... Jesse... We play a drinking game where we have a shot every time Walt says his name. If you wanna get plastered I recommend it!
friedpwnadge 25
I didn't think it was possible, but Perdix has won the Internet.
Sandman366 6
75-Doesn't that happen weekly or something?
ilovedinosawers 17
An I the only one who read that in Zoidberg's voice? Need a better school system? Why not Zoidberg?
irgndsondepp 15
It can't be that bad, if they know the show...
heyyyaubrey 9
uhhh no. his comment was stupid
young_weezy_fml 3
a little defensive no?
23Z9TZO 18
"I had the style first, dammit!"
MarisaCB 16
This is why school boards annoy me. Stuff like this.
namyo 13
Triangular flapjacks have been banned in some schools because they 'can be dangerous'
RpiesSPIES 27
You've gotta be careful! Those sharp corners can be hazardous.
chosenblades 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
When you talked to your dad he said "That escalated quickly"
MrSassypants 33
I see that you were trying to reference another FML but it could have been worded better.
im_joking 11
Honesty is the best policy!!
BadApple88 29
I hate teachers with no sense of humor
mattlw 25
It's a good thing you didn't make a "finger gun" and point it at somebody. That would have gotten you expelled!
amDes 11
He probably was mad because he really is cooking meth and thought you caught him
akiahara 14
My, what a perfectly logical sequence of events...
NickaPLZ 26
FYL, indeed. A small meaningless comment turned into a suspension. That legitimately sucks. I feel your pain.