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Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML

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On 04/04/2013 at 4:07pm - misc - by me (man) - United States (Florida)

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The school system is bad and it should feel bad!

#1 - On 04/04/2013 at 9:23pm by friedpwnadge

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That should have been taken as a compliment.

#2 - On 04/04/2013 at 9:24pm by Tito30

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