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Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back to America. A friend called to cry over relationship problems she refuses to fix. While I was outside trying to politely get off the phone, my friends ate and drank everything I'd ordered and closed the bill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31490) - you deserved it (5602)

On 03/25/2013 at 9:13am - misc - by sorryyouweregone - Japan (Tokyo)

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wow, those are some crappy friends...

#1 - On 03/25/2013 at 1:40pm by twaumat

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Be glad you are moving if those are the kind of people you will be leaving behind!

#5 - On 03/25/2013 at 1:46pm by Aspen_Grace33

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