How about if the OP just squirts that same sanitizer in the guy's hands and says, "Here, have some hand lotion." If he calls her out that it's not actual lotion, act like you must have gotten the bottles mixed up. Better than him contaminating everything he touches in her house, right?

Do you normally randomly squirt lotion into other people's hands? That's a fairly strange habit..

Normally? No. Would I in this situation? You better believe I would!

He probably did not wipe, not as bad as it could have been.

Seeing as OP could hear everything he was doing in the bathroom, lotion is the last thing I'd give him.

Dude what the heck?! I would have told him to go back and wash his hands

#3 then why comment?

Then why dislike?

Because no one likes redundant commentary.

Because if you have nothing to say, the smart thing to do is say nothing.

Then put hand sanitizer on your face.

also use chlorine and drink some for good measure. you know, better safe than sorry.

That pun is a shit overused...

OP was probably a little shocked and caught off-guard that by the time he realized what happened it was already too late.

OP probably wouldn't be able to do much, but rub his face look his dads friend in the face and say I know what you did!!!

More like "what you didn't do".

While I agree it's gross not to wash your hands after using the restroom, I think everyone's comments are a little extreme. It's not like he touched inside the toilet bowl. OP doesn't need to jump off a bridge or grow new face skin or anything drastic like that. Unless he did touch inside the toilet bowl. Then you can definitely go jump off that bridge.

#48 Everyone is freaking out because we are under the assumption that the dude wiped himself after the dump - except he didn't wash his hands. So he had shitty hands and then touched OP's face, which is disgusting.

Ahahaha you're awesome.