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Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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On 03/13/2013 at 5:06pm - misc - by bruised - Canada (New Brunswick)

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Slap him back!

#1 - On 03/13/2013 at 6:38pm by Catahoulaqueen

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Catch him watching porn and go up and slap his dick as hard as you can and say you were "trying to make it better"

#5 - On 03/13/2013 at 6:39pm by SS99

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