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Today, due to a flat tire, I only had 20 minutes to complete a 35 minute walk to catch my train. I ended up sprinting up the snow-covered frozen hill in heels, luggage in hand, only to arrive 1 minute in time, and to find out that the train had been cancelled. Next train in 1 hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29831) - you deserved it (2552)

On 03/13/2013 at 10:50am - misc - by KK3137 (woman) - France

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The bad news is that you don't have a spare tire for your car.

The good news is that running in the snow with luggage means you don't have a spare tire around your waist.

#10 - On 03/13/2013 at 2:09pm by perdix

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Why would you wear heels in the snow? Sounds to me like you were asking for trouble.

#2 - On 03/13/2013 at 2:06pm by sweatypandalove

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