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Today, I moved back to my home town. My best friend and I had arranged to rent a house together that we both liked. I finished my last day at work and made the three-hour drive, only for her to break down and tell me that she isn't "ready" to move out of her parents' basement. She's 25. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26082) - you deserved it (1663)

On 03/12/2013 at 2:35pm - misc - by Hopelesshomeless (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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#2 - On 03/12/2013 at 5:22pm by ninjaqueen101

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You can always move in anyway and find a new roommate. I heard all the best ones advertise on Craigslist.

I'd head straight for the "women seeking women" section.

#16 - On 03/12/2013 at 5:38pm by DocBastard

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