Today, my pet parrot learned a new trick. In addition to imitating my dog, and my voice when I call my mother, it can now imitate my sex noises, and likes to screech them whenever someone comes into the room. FML

by Anonymous / 03/12/2013 at 12:43am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • You let your parrot see/hear those things? I couldn't do it with an audience. Again, you should get a gag.

    #2 - On 03/12/2013 at 7:09am by Ukeee_X

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  • I don't think I could keep my compass pointed north with a parrot in the room...you must have a very accommodating boyfriend

    #4 - On 03/12/2013 at 7:09am by karlcolt45

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