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Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML

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On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

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He was only used to seeing you for a breaststroke.
I take it his wife took this news less than swimmingly. In that case he will have to go freestyle if he doesn't want to end up in deep water.

#4 - On 03/09/2013 at 7:19am by Pleonasm

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Props to him for excellent word choice.

#3 - On 03/09/2013 at 7:18am by UnidentifiedFun

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