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Today, my step-mom stole over $100 in cash from me, dumped dirty cat litter all over my clean bed sheets, and called me a whore for having a polite conversation with my boyfriend. I confronted my father about it. He told me to forgive her, because she's "on her period." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32443) - you deserved it (1453)

On 03/06/2013 at 2:11pm - misc - by disgruntled stepdaughter - United States (Ohio)

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Blow up her car and say "I'm on my period"

#2 - On 03/06/2013 at 5:34pm by howdeedoo

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Looks like someone needs to part her Red Sea.

#4 - On 03/06/2013 at 5:34pm by HowieDoIt

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