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Today, my step-mom stole over $100 in cash from me, dumped dirty cat litter all over my clean bed sheets, and called me a whore for having a polite conversation with my boyfriend. I confronted my father about it. He told me to forgive her, because she's "on her period." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38611) - you deserved it (2337)

On 03/06/2013 at 2:11pm - misc - by disgruntled stepdaughter - United States (Ohio)

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Blow up her car and say "I'm on my period"

#2 - On 03/06/2013 at 5:34pm by howdeedoo

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Quick Cinderella run before the evil stepmom makes you her slave

#1 - On 03/06/2013 at 5:32pm by pvtmeives

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