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Today, I was walking through my town when a man on a bicycle rolled up to me and said, "I don't mean this offensively but you're really well-built." I don't know whether he was commenting on my height or comparing me to a shed, but my mother won't stop laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23626) - you deserved it (2801)

On 03/05/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by apparently-a-shed (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

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I wouldn't take a fence if I were you.

#1 - On 03/05/2013 at 12:49pm by Pleonasm

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Sounds like a . . .

*lowers sunglasses*

sheddy situation.

#11 - On 03/05/2013 at 12:57pm by perdix

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