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Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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On 03/05/2013 at 12:08am - misc - by goodgrief (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

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If it was yours you wouldn't have pointed it out. Sounds like some asshole was just bored on duty

#1 - On 03/05/2013 at 5:54am by EpicSquishii

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Well, that's what you get for telling the police officer that he dropped his marijuana. You know they hate it when you do that.

#5 - On 03/05/2013 at 5:57am by Serisent

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