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Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21940) - you deserved it (1483)

On 03/04/2013 at 7:41pm - misc - by ihatemakingnames (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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What about your ass hair?

#1 - On 03/05/2013 at 3:18am by CheeseHater

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I'm 20 and can't grow a beard... It's ok, we can "wow" the ladies with our strikingly smooth baby faces. ;)

#3 - On 03/05/2013 at 3:23am by CareFace

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