By ihatemakingnames - 05/03/2013 00:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 207
You deserved it 2 760

Same thing different taste

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I'm 20 and can't grow a beard... It's ok, we can "wow" the ladies with our strikingly smooth baby faces. ;)

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node_fml 5

Don't worry once you hit puberty you'll be able to grow that beard you always wanted.

A solid unibrow will get you more chicks then a beard any day of the week.

I'm 17 and can grow a beard. lol guess that's what happens when you live In Canada

That can happen in the Middle East, Asia, South America, Africa, Europe - get my flow?

22: Your profile doesn't make sense to me.

And spend an hour on your feet, unibrow, and other over hairy anatomy

Where'd all the gay connotations come from? As for all that OP don't feel too bad. I may not have the other hair issues, but I can't grow a beard either...I only shave twice a month to get rid of itchy stubble. My friends all hate me cuz they have a 5 o'clock shadow at 10am! Hahaha!

crazytwinsmom 25

I don't know why I thought to check to make sure OP was male. Still half asleep I guess.

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

None of my friends have beards...

Not sure why you're upset. Sounds like you have enough grooming to do already.

its OK, most of the time beards give girls rashes so be happy you have a nice clean face :)

I personally hate beards. This is a good thing.