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Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML


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On 03/03/2013 at 3:27am - misc - by addie (woman) - United States

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Why wouldn't he just call his mom in the first place? And why would he rather have his mom help him than his fiance? Anyway, good luck OP!

#4 - On 03/03/2013 at 6:16am by hannaaaahr

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What was he arrested for?

#2 - On 03/03/2013 at 6:10am by A_nonny_moose1

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