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Today, I told my mom that I heard something, and I think we have rats in the attic and should hire an exterminator. She looked at me and said, "Rats, huh? That's what the mom in The Exorcist thought, but it turned out to be the devil living up there." FML

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On 03/02/2013 at 11:18pm - misc - by jkbeynon - United States (California)

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How ridiculous. Everyone knows that the Devil lives in the basement.

#1 - On 03/03/2013 at 3:14am by Lucia_Malpense

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Oh man! I can't believe your mom ratted out the devils hiding spot!

#5 - On 03/03/2013 at 3:19am by HaneenDixon

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