Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25018) - you deserved it (8897)
On 02/25/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by burning balls of fuck this - United States (Virginia)
laprochainefoisjerestealamaison's life also sucksToday, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my…
UnluckyInk also deserved itToday, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really…
Your name cracked me up.
#1 - On 02/25/2013 at 6:27pm by iAlissa
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You've made one 'key' mistake.
#8 - On 02/25/2013 at 6:30pm by ComoEsJuan
+37 | 18
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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